Warning: The following post may not be appropriate for all readers.
The other day James (age 4) was reaching his hand down his pants. I looked at him exasperated and the following conversation ensued:
Me: James, get your hand out of your pants.
James: But Mom, it itches.
Me: James! Get your hand out of your pants!
Samuel: Hey James, you want to know a secret? If you put your hand in your pocket you can still scratch it.
At this point John and I dissolved into hysterical laughing... I don't know, maybe you have to be a parent of young boys to get a kick out of this. =)